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Wheatley
Let there be light!
That's... God. I was quoting God.
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Basics
Name
Wheatley
Age
9 9 9 9 9 9 9
Origin
Aperture Science Laboratories
Occupation
Intelligence Dampening Sphere
Player
Player
Yuni
Contact
PM journal or [plurk.com profile] yunisverse
Timezone
PST
Pace
medium to fast, will match prose or brackets
Appearance
A small spherical robot of approximately forty centimeters in diameter. He has a single blue optic with a large crack through its middle. Unless carried or attached to an outside mechanism, he is incapable of moving much more than wriggling about. He has a periodic twitch that sends out occasional sparks.

If in a human/android body, he's a scrawny man who appears in his late thirties or early forties. He's below average in height, with thin dirty blond hair and badly cracked glasses.
Personality
Wheatley talks like breathing. He talks instead of breathing. He has no brain to mouth filter, and lives by the hope that if he says enough things fast enough no one will pick up on the detail that he has no idea what he's talking about. It hasn't worked yet but maybe it will soon.

As a robot designed to make others fail, he craves to be useful and belong but is constantly braced for rejection. He overcompensates by blaming others wherever possible and refusing accountability. If he never admits fault no one can be mad at him, probably. Better for him to accuse others of being the problem before they can turn on him.

Wheatley's conflicting desires for approval vs paranoid self-protection combine with his constant prattle to make a robot with a wildly mercurial temperament. His mood will flip at the slightest provocation, and depending on the wind his thoughts can and will contradict within the same sentence.
History
Pre-Canon.
The Intelligence Dampening Sphere was designed by Aperture Science Laboratories in an attempt to stop GLaDOS, the AI who controlled the facility, from killing everyone inside. The IDS' purpose was to generate constant chatter, distracting and lagging out GLaDOS' system--in her words, he generated terrible ideas to turn her into an idiot.

After he failed to sufficiently kerb her bloodlust, the IDS was bounced around to various departments of Aperture, where he routinely failed any task given to him. Finally, he was left as attendant to the Relaxation Center, watching over comatose human test subjects.

 
Portal 2, Chapters 1-5
Upon realizing A) all the humans he'd been left in charge of had gone braindead and B) the reactor core of the facility was en route to a meltdown, the IDS (having renamed himself Wheatley) woke up the one surviving human subject in hopes that she could help him escape before everything exploded.

In order to get past GLaDOS, the human plugged Wheatley into the Aperture mainframe to put him in charge of the facility and strip Her of power. Wheatley proceeded to immediately go mad with power and paranoia.

 
Chapters 6-9
Wheatley quickly became addicted to Testing Euphoria, a programmed high that rewarded successful scientific experimentation. In his obsession with reaching this high he neglected to pay attention to basic needs of the facility, up to and including the reactor core's imminent meltdown. He attempted to use his former partner for testing, eventually ramping up to outright attempted murder as his frustration and paranoia peaked.

In the course of their battle for survival the human opened a portal onto the moon, through which Wheatley was sucked into the vacuum of space and left to float in orbit indefinitely. Cut from the addictive power of the chassis he quickly realized his mistakes, just in time to think about them for the rest of his lonely digital life.
In Character
Physical Affection.
Wheatley craves touch but is also confused and easily overwhelmed by it. He'll likely respond with discomfort if touched unexpectedly.

Physical Violence.
Kick his ass, he deserves it. No killing.

Relationships.
Like physical contact, he craves relationships but is also made uncomfortable by them. He wants to be liked but will push people away for getting too close. Whatever kind of relationship, expect some hot-and-cold responses.

Abilities & Powers.
He makes other robots worse by overloading them with inane chatter. Also he has a flashlight.
RP Preferences
Backtagging
Yes
Threadhopping
Yes
Fourthwalling
Ask
Content Notes.
Canon compliant casual disregard for sanctity of life or bodily autonomy, mental health issues/neurodivergence, and bodyshaming. Possible discussion of addictive behavior.
PM for plotting • PSLs • header art by marshtwain on tumblr | credit to gelateria
soabirdcameand: (All right not a COMPLETE plan but...)
DWRP TERMINAL / PERMISSIONS QUERY
┌────────────────────────────────┐
│ WHEATLEY
│ SERIES: PORTAL / post-series
└────────────────────────────────┘
> loading query engine ... OK
// OPERATOR INFO
> PLAYER: Yuni
> JOURNAL: soabirdcameand
> TIMEZONE: PST
> CANON_PT: post-series
[GRANTED] = yes [REQUEST] = ask first [DENIED] = no
> QUERY general_rp
[GRANTED] Backtagging // always, no matter how old
[GRANTED] Threadjacking // go for it
[REQUEST] Fourth-Walling
[DENIED] Canon Puncture
[REQUEST] Assumed CR // let's plot it out
[GRANTED] Handwaving // timeskips welcome
> QUERY physical_contact_combat
[GRANTED] Casual Touch // he'll be weird about it but i'm a-ok
[GRANTED] Hugging // he'll be VERY weird about it
[REQUEST] Kissing // are you sure
[GRANTED] Fighting // kick his ass
[GRANTED] Minor Injury // scrapes, bruises, etc.
[REQUEST] Major Injury // plot first
[REQUEST] Maiming // requires discussion
[DENIED] Killing // not without heavy plotting
> QUERY romance_shipping
[GRANTED] Flirting // do it he'll be so confused
[GRANTED] Crushes / Pining // are you SURE
[REQUEST] Relationships // chemistry-dependent
[REQUEST] Smut / Explicit
[GRANTED] Fade to Black // preferred alternative
[GRANTED] Cross-Canon // absolutely
[REQUEST] Polyamory // chemistry-dependent
> QUERY psychological_mental
[GRANTED] Sensing Abilities
[REQUEST] Mind Reading // ask what they'd pick up
[GRANTED] Manipulation // he's very manipulatable
[GRANTED] Possession // i dig it let's plot
[GRANTED] Memory Wipe // i love this shit let's plot
[GRANTED] Brainwashing // I LOVE THIS SHIT LET'S PLOT
> QUERY dark_mature_content
[GRANTED] Moderate Violence
[REQUEST] Graphic Violence // discuss comfort levels
[DENIED] Gore // not my thing
[REQUEST] Torture // plot-dependent
[REQUEST] Temporary Death // if it serves the story
[DENIED] Permanent Death // hard pass
[REQUEST] Horror Elements // love horror, ask specifics
[REQUEST] Trauma Themes
> QUERY plotting_ooc
[GRANTED] Long-Term Plots // love them
[REQUEST] Angst / Whump // i don't mind sometimes but please ask
[GRANTED] Crack / Humor // always welcome
[GRANTED] AUs // loooove an AU
[GRANTED] Prose Style // either is good!
[GRANTED] Action Brackets // no preference between!
// README.TXT
By default I play Wheatley as largely clueless in regards to sex and romance due to lack of experience, and anything in that vein is more a comedy of errors in tone. Let me know if you want a different energy!
> SESSION_END // Credit to Gelateria @ Dreamwidth
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Player Name: Yuni
Player Pronouns: she/they
Player Age: Way past 18
Preferred Contact:
[plurk.com profile] YunisVerse
Alternate Contact: PM this journal

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Jun. 25th, 2026 10:06 pm
soabirdcameand: (_)

xxxxxxPLAYER INFO

Name: Yuni
Preferred Contact: [plurk.com profile] YunisVerse or Discord, name Yunisverse
Age: Significantly over 18
Invite Link: mod invite

CHARACTER INFO

Character Name: Wheatley
Canon: Portal
Age: 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9-- [Unknown, but. old.]
If Under 16, why is this character a good thematic fit for Somnia?: N/A
Canon Point: Post-Canon
Wiki Link(s): more like wheatleypedia

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[UNAVAILABLE] (8) [text, 80% locked] W4 9:35AM
[UNKNOWN] (9) [anonymous | 100% locked] W4 2:55AM
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soabirdcameand: (Could have died from that)
hopefully my driving is better than Wheatley's ability to guide a room along a rail at the very least

Seriously though let me know if I have any problems. Am I overdoing the British terminology, or using it incorrectly? Am I making him too twitchy, or not enough? I really love the character, and I want to do him justice, so if you've got any problems or advice on where to improve, I'll gladly take them.

Anon is enabled!
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The Character Expression Meme

Character: Wheatley
Journal: soabirdcameand
RPG: Exit Void
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character info.
NAME. Wheatley
SERIES. Portal.
AGE. ????????
HEIGHT&WEIGHT. Average height and weight.
APPEARANCE. guy on the right.

STATUS. ■■■■■ |FRESH AS DAISIES

Somehow, he's managed to not take any actual lasting damage. Since his last death, I mean.

LODGINGS. Arrived | December 9 (Day 22 Alpha Phase)
Staying | 206/Hold 1 Container with Chell
developments.
RESIDENCE. 206
POSSESSIONS. Has managed to acquire a pair of Longfall Boots from the merchants. He has a pair of broken glasses, repaired with tape in the middle. He acquired several exceedingly useless trinkets such as a spinning top, markers, gummy vitamins, and so on. Has a hand-drawn star map of Alpha given to him by Chell.
WEAPONS. Nothing
GOALS. Try and start as peaceful and painless a new life as possible. Don't die. Maybe make friends or something.
permissions.
TRIGGERS. Nothing in particular.
MEDICAL INFO. N/A
MENTAL INFO. While not exactly a nutter in any regard, he's extremely defensive about any implication that he's not working with a full set. Also he's just a little bit spacey and rude in general, though he tries not to be.
FOURTH-WALLING. Yeah, if you really want, I guess?
PHYSICAL CONTACT. He'll get a bit flaily about it, but he'll get a bit flaily about everything.
ROMANCE/SEXUAL RELATIONS. He's a robot, it's gonna take some very odd circumstances to get any romance happening.
INJURE/KILL. Injury is good, but please ask before killing
DEVICE HACKING. Oh sure, he can't put up a firewall worth balls. Though, uh, don't hack into his actual brain without asking, ok? ON A RELATED NOTE: Any attempts Wheatley might make to plug into another device may result in it breaking or glitching or just not working as well. I guess this is the place to say if you're cool with that or not!
THREADJACKING. Go right ahead!
ANYTHING ELSE. Ask me!
GIVEN PERMISSIONS.


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player.
NAME/HANDLE: Sarah
PERSONAL JOURNAL: [livejournal.com profile] universejuice
ARE YOU 16 OR OVER?: Yes
CONTACT:
email: cageddemon@comcast.net
AIM: Universe Juice
plurk: YunisVerse
OTHER CHARACTERS: N/A


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